Beyond plot, graphics, and combat, the ultimate test of a video game world can be its livability. A recent ranking of in-game residences prioritizes practical concerns such as adequate storage, reasonable bathroom proximity, and natural light, while factoring in the ever-present threats of murder, supernatural interference, and impending apocalypses.
Rural Retreats and Island Escapes
Stardew Valley's Farmhouse earns a strong 9/10 for its customizable interior, ample land for farming and animals, and the appeal of self-developed property. However, points are deducted for isolation, dangerous monsters near the local mine, and a seemingly insular economy.
Similarly, Animal Crossing: New Horizons' player house offers unparalleled customization and enjoyable outdoor living, also scoring a 9/10. The deduction comes from a distrust of the landlord, Tom Nook, whose flexible mortgage arrangements and control over home expansion are viewed with suspicion.
The Baker family home from Resident Evil 7, despite its initial appearance as a spacious, characterful rural property, receives a meager 1/10. Its dilapidated state, questionable hygiene in the kitchen, and the presence of biological horrors render it uninhabitable, with renovation costs likely astronomical.
Coastal Views and Futuristic Quarters
The Lake House in Alan Wake 2 is praised for its stunning water views and tranquil setting but ultimately scores a disappointing 4/10. The isolated location in a heavily wooded area, coupled with a high density of supernatural occurrences, makes survivability a major concern.
As a unique entry, the Normandy spaceship from Mass Effect is included for its living quarters, kitchen, and galactic views, earning a 7/10. The primary drawback is the blurred line between home and work, as colleagues are also neighbors, and escape provisions are deemed inadequate.
Infinite Possibilities and Grand Estates
Minecraft offers limitless potential for home building, allowing for diverse locations and structures. A house built here earns an 8/10 for its potential, though the brutal resource gathering and construction process, along with potential hostile mob invasions, are significant detriments.
Croft Manor from Tomb Raider is noted for its grandeur and ample space for guests and activities, garnering an 8/10. The major concerns are the immense maintenance burden, the lack of clear security systems for its vast artifact collection, and the unclear financial backing for upkeep.
The Ultimate Fantasy Home
In a category of its own, The Sims 4 receives a perfect 10/10. This entry acknowledges that The Sims functions as a property development simulator, offering the fantasy of designing and furnishing dream homes without real-world financial or material restrictions. While players can inadvertently create impractical layouts, the absolute freedom of design makes it the ultimate virtual real estate dream.