In a new video from Polygon, creator Brian David Gilbert delves into the complex and, according to him, potentially criminal military hierarchy of Bowser's Koopa Troop. Gilbert meticulously examines the various ranks and units within the Koopa Kingdom, from the common Goomba and Koopa Troopa to more specialized forces like Magikoopas and Koopalings, to argue that the current organizational structure could be considered a war crime.
The analysis highlights the apparent lack of a clear chain of command and the consistent deployment of lower-ranked, often expendable troops in high-risk situations without adequate support or training. Gilbert points to instances where Bowser seems to rely on brute force and overwhelming numbers rather than strategic deployment, leading to massive casualties among his own forces. This, he suggests, violates principles of military conduct and potentially international law concerning the treatment of soldiers.
Gilbert's breakdown touches upon the roles of various characters and creatures within Bowser's army, questioning their specific functions and their placement within the overall hierarchy. The video uses examples from across the Super Mario franchise to illustrate its points, drawing attention to the recurring patterns of Bowser's military operations and their consistently flawed execution.
The core of Gilbert's argument centers on the idea that a responsible military leader would not consistently place their forces in such a disadvantageous and sacrificial position. He posits that Bowser's approach to warfare, characterized by a disregard for the well-being and effective utilization of his troops, is not merely poor leadership but a violation of established military ethics and laws. The video aims to provide a humorous yet insightful look into a long-standing element of the Mario universe, reframing Bowser's persistent failures not as a comedic trope, but as a potential indicator of grave military misconduct.