My Grand Theft Auto 5 installation is in a precarious state, teetering on the brink of total collapse due to a relentless modding schedule. The game now only launches reliably in windowed mode, and after processing the numerous modifications, it consistently deposits Franklin Clinton into an empty void, sending him tumbling through an abyss. Each subsequent load of GTA 5 begins with Franklin screaming.
However, a new mod has been introduced in an attempt to bring some stability, or perhaps just a new form of chaos. Titled "Fortnite Floss Dance [OIV]," this mod adds a "smooth looping Floss dance, same speed as Fortnite." Its design prioritizes convenience, automatically playing music when the dance begins. The music's volume can be adjusted with a slider. Curiously, the entire user interface is presented in Arabic, an unexpected but, according to the author, welcome addition.
Franklin now performs the floss dance indiscriminately and without pause, unfazed by the ongoing destruction in Los Santos or the ephemeral nature of his bodyguards. Even being hit by a car does not deter his routine; he simply rights himself and continues. The author notes that it appears to be an endless loop of dancing, music, and a command in an unidentified language that presumably instructs him to begin flossing. The author concludes that "Videogames are so cool."