Backyard Baseball has returned, introducing a new generation to the beloved sports franchise. For long-time fans, however, the release offers a chance to revisit the game's roster with a critical eye, specifically considering how the game's young prodigies would fare against an adult player. One such fan, a 32-year-old with no recent organized baseball experience, has detailed strategies for striking out several of the game's most notable child athletes.
Dante Robinson, known for his speed and hitting ability, presents a unique challenge. The proposed strategy involves throwing a fastball high and inside, aiming to force a ground ball. The author suggests this tactic, combined with the psychological impact of a near-injury, would lead Robinson to chase pitches out of the strike zone in subsequent at-bats, resulting in a strikeout.
Vicki Kawaguchi, who prioritizes ballet over baseball, has a noticeable "step in the bucket" swing. The recommended approach is to consistently throw two-seamers and changeups on the outside corner, exploiting her swing's flaw and leading to strikeouts.
Dmitri Petrovich's leaping swing, intended for high fastballs, could be exploited by a splitter thrown low. The author suggests repeatedly using this pitch to catch Petrovich off guard and secure a strikeout.
Kimmy Eckman, despite her powerful swing, is described as jittery and prone to chasing pitches due to a love for candy. The strategy here involves painting the corner with a fastball initially, followed by breaking pitches in the dirt that she is likely to chase. Even if the catcher drops the third strike, her inability to reach first base in time would result in an out.
Mikey Thomas possesses significant power, making him dangerous with runners on base. However, his perpetual cold is seen as a vulnerability. The author proposes a "Gaylord Perry-ing" tactic, using a spitball or similar pitch that drastically drops before the plate, which Thomas would be unlikely to handle.
Tony Delvecchio's confidence is his potential undoing. The plan is to avoid predictability by mixing fastballs and off-speed pitches, frustrating his attempts to anticipate a specific pitch. The hope is that he will strike out without making solid contact.
Pete Wheeler, a prototypical leadoff hitter with speed, is described as gullible. The suggested tactic is simple deception: the catcher calls out one pitch, and the pitcher throws another. Wheeler's inability to adjust to this will reportedly lead to him striking out.
Achmed Khan, a strong hitter, is frequently distracted by loud rock music played through his headphones. The author suggests taking advantage of a loud guitar solo to quick-pitch three strikes before Khan can refocus on the game.
Finally, Jorge Garcia's slow-pitch chop swing is deemed ineffective against anything within the strike zone. The strategy is straightforward: throw three consecutive pitches down the middle, which Garcia would be unlikely to hit effectively, resulting in a strikeout.